I was named after Tom Sellick.
I rode an elephant at the Philadelphia zoo.
I make amazing balsamic brussel sprouts.
I own a Bruce Dern action figure.
I drive a Chevy Cruze, nicknamed Tom's Cruze.
I don't believe in Snapchat as a publishing medium.
I know all the words to Hypnotize by The Notorious B.I.G.
I have personal beef with Designing Women's Jean Smart.
I was one of the top 4,000 players (of 1 million) in NBA 2K16.
I saw Paul Simon in (a very good) concert.
I was a fake litigant on a terribly produced fake TV Court show.
I once sang the Jurassic Park theme song with Jeff Goldblum.
I haven't met your mom, but trust me, she would LOVE me.
(10 years of Future Past)